Thank you for your application. Owing to a recent spate of unwarranted and malicious flagged attacks, I am obliged to enforce rigorous scrutiny regarding all incoming friend requests.

Precise criteria for this review process are explicitly detailed within my Profile -> Show More section, as well as in the notice on my Wall. Regrettably, in accordance with these established principles, I am compelled to decline your request on this occasion.

I sincerely apologies for any disappointment this may occasion, and I extend my gratitude for your gracious understanding.